It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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