my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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