All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
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I feel like my teeth are sweating.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
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Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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