Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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