Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
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