Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
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