Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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