i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
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I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
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Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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