i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
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