AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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