So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
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