Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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