i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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