there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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