I don't think brook has ever known best
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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