apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
now i know why i became what i already was.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
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I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
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I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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