My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Duck Duck Cougar?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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