There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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