She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
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Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
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Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
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