Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
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FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
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I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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