If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Is Oprah even human
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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