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New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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