Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
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Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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