Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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