their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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