why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
we have pet lesbian snakes
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
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critical mistake not lubing the nipples
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
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My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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