he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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