Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
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listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
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Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
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Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
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