so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
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I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
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she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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