last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I don't think brook has ever known best
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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