so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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