I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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