So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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