Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
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