I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
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Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
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She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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