Three words: puerto rican gang bang
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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