Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
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