no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I think I am morally bankrupt
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I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
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You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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