Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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