1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
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What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
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Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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