I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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