i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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