I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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