Porn is love you can see.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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