You work out of a Hotel?
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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