why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
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