You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
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You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
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I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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