with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
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I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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