Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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