weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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