Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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