PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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