Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
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