And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
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He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
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In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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