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accomplished twins. life is a go
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
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She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
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Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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