would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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