In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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